can someone hand rachel weisz the deed to my pussy
Spaceballs (1987)
A scientist actually wrote this.
and every day i am thankful that they did.
god keeps nuking me but im a cockroach and my radiation tolerance is far higher than that of any man
kris jenner force feeding me a cyanide tablet
i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus
you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself